Shill Podcast – The Reunion Episode
Show Notes
0:00 The podcast your podcast could sound like
0:50 We’re back, Doug doesn’t work for The Man anymore and instead plans on teaching others to douche like he can douche.
3:20 This is your Tweet. If a tree falls in the fishbowl and no one tweets, did it really happen.
4:29 Dave takes leave of his senses and procreates. Podcasting is so out that Doug and Dave now think they are bleeding edge.
5:00 Doug projects his inner dissappointment at not being a superhero onto Shill.
5:35 Collin Duoma’s six-month old comment inspired us to re-animate Shill after 1 year in the grave. Dave dumps his podcast wife for his slutty mistress Shill.
6:20 Sprouter is a twitter money-laundering scheme. Remember there are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
8:10 Dave and Doug try a sprouter question of their own on how Chatroulette (aka “The Penis Channel”) can be effectively used to promote transparency – so to speak.
9:55 Doug rails agains the cult of entitlement. I have a platform, therefore my opinion matters, says the idiot with a podcast.
11:00 Dave agrees in a very long-winded way and thinks that entrepreuners should focus on making money rather than making Twitter friends.
13:05 Doug beats the social media Twintern down a peg or two. Dave says that opinion goes both ways you are entitled to your and I am entitled to think you are full of shit.
14:45 Doug gets medieval on the intern’s ass and suggests Social Media Apprenticeship, you know like Blacksmiths. It ain’t the millenials ego, it is the social media ego.
16:20 Doug channels Chuck Klosterman for insight into the self-indulgent mess that is the social media maven’s mind.
17:05 Does social media matter for business? No really, like in the sense does social media affect the stock price? ummm… no. Corelation is not causality. Dave says a social media tempest still exists inside the teapot.
21:30 Cracking out the old Kryptonite lock story.
23:05 Dave wonders why anyone bothers to lie anymore about anything that can be verified.
24:05 Dave & Doug commiserate on having out of date iPhones which stutter with iphone 4 OS update. Doug is too big a fool to downgrade and too cheap to buy a new phone.
25:55 Doug and Dave close the 2010 edition of Shill, see you next year!
And like a muck-covered zombie emerging from the grave, Shill utters a brief and heedless plea for “Brains!”, before entertaining a sawed-off shotgun blast in its face.
Music:
“I Want To Hear What You Have To Say” by the Subways via the Podsafe Music Network.
Comments:
Let David and Doug know how dumb they are at shillpodcast@gmail.com or visit the blog at shillpodcast.com
Hey guys, heard the new podcast!
Gotta say that I really enjoyed your hiatus