Show Notes

0:00 Dave asks his mother a personal question

0:30 Doug drops the bomb that Shill has gone from an annual podcast to a weekly podcast – at least this week

0:55 Rare Shill Episode lost somewhere on the Internet – If found please destroy immediately

1:18 Shill welcomes Summer’s Eve as our new sponsor for the show, makers of fine douching products.

2:12 Shill immediately devolves into a pubescent romp through scrotal hydro dynamics. Doug makes two references to bollocks and Dave wants the sponsor to quit being sexist and help fight bag sweat.

3:55 Continuing the phallic theme, the subject turns to Sprouter and an answer from Saul Colt.

5:25 Its SXSW time, so Dave and Doug display characteristic ignorance by deciding to judge some presentations by the titles. Perhaps this will stop the non-stop “vote for my bloody panel” emails and tweets

7:21 Doug picks a topic apparently about native indian hockey players, Dave tries manages claims to be phobic of an entire culture, let the complaints rain down.

8:33 FU 2.0 puzzles Dave and results in a characteristic digression into how Dave pisses off his coworkers. Doug’s tongue trips over a word he invents “discontempt”.

11:30 Doug geeks out with Asimovs laws of Robotics (or is it the hypocratic oath?)  Dave has a man crush on Duoma and knows jack about Warcraft

12:50 Dave and Doug puzzle over the value of iPhone photography

13:45 Doug asks Dave to get personal about monogamy and Dave wants a harem better hope his wife doesn’t listen to this podcast

14:50 Surprise! Agencies aren’t screwing you, or they are, but you shouldn’t be surprised about it.

14:31 Doug and Dave agree that Facebook Fans have no value and podcasting has as big an audience as radio – huh? Dave thinks the announcer is smoking something very good.

17:35 This is your tweet – you know who you are. Doug amounts to nothing and tries to edit out the boring parts out of his life with Foursquare. Dave is the mayor of the Ass Doctor’s office

19:30 Thin-slicing Foursquare venues and Dave has abandoned Foursquare for a heroin addiction

20:39 Dave insults Doug’s wife. Doug’s life is complete with the “i’m on a boat” badge

21:57 Show’s over – or is it?

And like a drug addict out of cash trying to steal from his dealer, Shill’s emaciated body is easily wrestled to the ground and with one swift kick of steel-toed boots can  no longer be a drain on society.

Music:

“I Want To Hear What You Have To Say” by the Subways via the Podsafe Music Network.

Comments:

Let David and Doug know how dumb they are at shillpodcast@gmail.com or visit the blog at shillpodcast.com

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Show Notes

0:00 The podcast your podcast could sound like

0:50 We’re back, Doug doesn’t work for The Man anymore and instead plans on teaching others to douche like he can douche.

3:20 This is your Tweet. If a tree falls in the fishbowl and no one tweets, did it really happen.

4:29 Dave takes leave of his senses and procreates. Podcasting is so out that Doug and Dave now think they are bleeding edge.

5:00 Doug projects his inner dissappointment at not being a superhero onto Shill.

5:35 Collin Duoma’s six-month old comment inspired us to re-animate Shill after 1 year in the grave. Dave dumps his podcast wife for his slutty mistress Shill.

6:20 Sprouter is a twitter money-laundering scheme. Remember there are no stupid questions, only stupid people.

8:10 Dave and Doug try a sprouter question of their own on how Chatroulette (aka “The Penis Channel”) can be effectively used to promote transparency – so to speak.

9:55  Doug rails agains the cult of entitlement. I have a platform, therefore my opinion matters, says the idiot with a podcast.

11:00 Dave agrees in a very long-winded way and thinks that entrepreuners should focus on making money rather than making Twitter friends.

13:05 Doug beats the social media Twintern down a peg or two. Dave says that opinion goes both ways you are entitled to your and I am entitled to think you are full of shit.

14:45 Doug gets medieval on the intern’s ass and suggests Social Media Apprenticeship, you know like Blacksmiths. It ain’t the millenials ego, it is the social media ego.

16:20 Doug channels Chuck Klosterman for insight into the self-indulgent mess that is the social media maven’s mind.

17:05 Does social media matter for business? No really, like in the sense does social media affect the stock price? ummm… no. Corelation is not causality. Dave says a social media tempest still exists inside the teapot.

21:30 Cracking out the old Kryptonite lock story.

23:05 Dave wonders why anyone bothers to lie anymore about anything that can be verified.

24:05 Dave & Doug commiserate on having out of date iPhones which stutter with iphone 4 OS update. Doug is too big a fool to downgrade and too cheap to buy a new phone.

25:55 Doug and Dave close the 2010 edition of Shill, see you next year!

And like a muck-covered zombie emerging from the grave, Shill utters a brief and heedless plea for “Brains!”, before entertaining a sawed-off shotgun blast in its face.

Music:

“I Want To Hear What You Have To Say” by the Subways via the Podsafe Music Network.

Comments:

Let David and Doug know how dumb they are at shillpodcast@gmail.com or visit the blog at shillpodcast.com

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